St. Nick's Spirits a Holiday Sensation!

Three months ago, the world was rocked when old St. Nick announced he was getting out of what he referred to as the "Claus" business. His reasons were understandable, after all, he'd been in service to kids worldwide for centuries. When asked why he'd given up on the children, he replied "In my hundreds of years in this business, children have never been so demanding. Those who once left milk and cookies have long ago grown up and been replaced with precocious little brats who never tire of asking for electronic this and cellphone that."

While, it's no secret that children have become more fascinated with electronic gadgets, the world was nevertheless rocked by the Big Man's revelation. Ryan Silva from Charleston News asked who would deliver presents to the children and Santa's response was he had outsourced both the manufacturing and December 25th delivery of said electronics. Santa then, took off his spectacles and looked into the faces of those present and confided that he had not been on a vacation since he and Mrs. Claus had visited Berlin some 200 years ago. "Two hundred years is a long time", he said. The Clauses, whom children and adults alike had taken for granted for so many years had never enjoyed a buffet meal in a casino nor had they ever seen Better Middler live. Las Vegas was their vacation destination and with that, the press conference was over and the Clauses were ushered out by their security team of Special Service Elves.

Refreshed and relaxed from the 3 month vacation, St. Nick, "as he would prefer to be called henceforth", announced plans to move to sunny Las Vegas where it's not so cold and the buffet lines run for miles. During his second press conference, this time held from Mayor Goodman's office, the ex-Claus told the world he was going into the vodka business. Las Vegas would now also be known as the birthplace of St. Nick's Spirits.

St. Nick's Spirits is the taste of the season. "Too long have the holidays come and gone with no true Christmas beverage", said the new vodka mogul. "The holidays are a time for enjoyment, a time to be among friends, merrily sipping Christmas martinis and trimming trees."Below is a sneak peek at some of the advertising. Enjoy!